Phase 2
En tu primer dia de la escuela del arte,
discubris que tu eres uno de los pocas
ricos, con ropa bonito, y educación alta, etc.
Para amigos, haces...
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Buscar todos como to, y forma un grupo exclusivo?
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Cajar la ropa, comprar unas 'rags' y pretende ser uno de los demas?
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Hacer un ritual burning de todo lo luxiridad entre la gente...
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Or... (none of the above, but...)
Tu niñya annuncia al todo la familia,
que será ARTISTA.
Tu dijas...
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Ah, muy bien, estupendo, contarás todo el soporte del familia...
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Tienas un gran talente, serás muy famoso...
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Sobre me cuerpo sin vida...
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Or... (none of the above, but...)
You negotiate with your Collector for months and months.
He swears he loves your art.
Finally, at your last meeting, to sign for the big Exposition,
he says it is too hard to make a living as an artist,
and you should consider being his mistress instead.
Is your answer.....
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Sure, absolutely, can we please start before the big Exposition?
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No way, my religion doesn't permit me to sleep with
short fat people with tall skinny egos!
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I'll prove you wrong, I'll be your mistress for long enough
to write my expose and get a contract with the tabloids...
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Or... (none of the above, but...)
Your mother calls you up at art school to ask when you
are going to get a job and earn real money?
Is your answer.....
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You Scream at her "Leave me alone, I'm sensitive!"
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You say, soothingly, "it will work out, it will take 2-3 years, honest!"
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You tell her you are earning money by painting poodles.
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Or... (none of the above, but...)
Your spouse does appraisals on art values for a living.
One day you discover that all these appraisals are false,
and are purchased for big kickbacks.
Do you ...
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File for divorce...
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Call the Art Fraud Police....
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Ask where your share of the kickbacks is?
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Ask how to make some really big frauds?
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Or... (none of the above, but...)
Gallery Owner...
Everyone is talking about the new artist in town.
When you finally get to meet the great man,
you realise that his art is terrible, and all
his talent is in bed.
He has literally slept his way to the top.
Do you ...
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Use your contacts to
recommend him to the gallery you most hate?
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Trade your gallery space for heavenly orgasms?
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During time in bed,
trade your own talents for filthy stories
about your competitors?
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Or... (none of the above, but...)
Gallery Owner...
A journalist complains that the latest work in your
gallery is a direct rip-off of a work done
10 years earlier.
Do you ...
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Take down the work, and send a nasty letter to
the artist?
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Ask who the original artist is?
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Bribe the journalist to keep quiet, knowing full well
it will be all over town by sunset, and will draw crowds?
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Or... (none of the above, but...)
Journalist...
In order to get the job, the current director
of the major gallery in town fabricated a
case of fraud against the old director.
One day at the press office, an envelope arrives
with all the evidence! Originals!
Do you ...
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Call up the old director and ask him?
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Write a great expose on the fraud?
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Sell the evidence to the new director?
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Or... (none of the above, but...)
It's your last chance.
This is it. The gallery has you over a barrel.
Your highest price has been demanded!
What is your highest price?
What will you trade with the devil?
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Your Ideals,
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Your Convictions,
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Your Morals,
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Your Youth,
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Your Ethics,
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Your Underpants,
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Your Last 1000 pesos,
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Your Appartment,
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Your Car,
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Your Friends,
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Your Novio / Pareja,
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Or... (none of the above, but...)